broral:

*tries to be good at something*

*fails at everything*

(via bullied)



sluttiest-virgin:

hurricane-emily:

jimgaffigan:

Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.

maybe

just maybe

women do some things for themselves and not just for men

what a concept

LMFAO

(via surreptit-t-tious)


capricorn-circus:

thaliag2:

theshipperoflarry:

Iconic Disney characters gender bended.

Ariel, Cruella, Maleficent, Pocahantas, Elsa, Ursula, Aurora, and Snow White as guys. Hades and Jack Frost as girls. 

*MIND BLOWN*

Hot Damn

WOAH!!!

(via smokeyourcigaretteihopeyouchoke)


goldnlush:

when your followers ask you something dirty and you don’t know how to reply

image

(via crunchier)


verticulars:

I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.

(via adrenaline)


hepatitisbey:

I don’t want to learn in a classroom anymore. I want to travel and talk to people and learn that way. I want to learn as I go, gathering knowledge and not being rigorously tested on it. I don’t want to lose passion in the things I like because of the worry of exams. I want to fuelled by snippets of knowledge I gain from people and be inquisitive. School has stolen my passion for the things I’m interested in and I hate it for that.

(via nephthysx)


(via nephthysx)


(via bullied)


(via xmptyspace)


The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.

foodchewer:

secretlifeofawasian:

foodchewer:

just got my first boner

Congratulations

thanks it was hard

(via itselizabiatch)


american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(via itselizabiatch)


aduhm:

"free samples!"

image

(via itselizabiatch)


slapping:

if cats could talk i would never even want to make human friends ever again

(via crunchier)